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[ars_longa]

Wrote 6 pages on my fiction today. Huh. You never know when this ficle bitch Muse is going to visit your keyboard. I love these days when the characters are just writing themselves and i honestly don't know what they are going to say next and it all comes together nice and clean at the end...

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[goshen.livejournal.com]

Do you right your fiction on English?

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

yes, I do. Want to go and correct my mistakes? feel free, I need a devoted beta. :) Here - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1909056/1/ You can send all your corrections to my e-mail.

[goshen.livejournal.com]

You would use the word beta to refer to the error-ridden version of your fiction, not to the actual proofreader. You don't yet have a guy who would have a heart to devotedly read your writings? You poor thing! :-)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Yep. Poor little old me. care to say something useful or, at least, more entertaining? I can tolerate idiots if they are amusing - well, for some time, anyway. :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

If it's the only pleasure you have in your poor little old life -- why not?

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

You notice, of course, that your theory lacks any proper evidence. :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

You're not from Crimea originally, are you?

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Nope. (waves a hand) Back to Earth. Logic, remember? I'm certain this word should mean something to such as literate person as you.

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Now, now, with the "such as literate person" you begin to sound really slighted. I truly didn't mean to hurt your feelings, please don't get upset over such a trifle as command of a foreign language.

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

You just wish you'd be able to hurt my feelings. :) But thanks for the concern anyway, I'd hate to disappoint the person who provided me some entertainment on a very boring Friday.

[goshen.livejournal.com]

No one to keep you company tonight, is there?

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Did I say anything about the night? Or are you going to continue with providing the entertainment? If so, I'll have to decline. It was fine at work, but at home I have other means of entertainment. :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Oh right, the devices...

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, the devices. :) They have a great advantage over men, y'know? They fuck what they are supposed to fuck, not your brains. :)

you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

It all depends on how you use them.
I mean the brains, of course.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

If you'll tell me about a way to fuck a brain with aforementioned devices without causing irreparable damage to it I'll sure tell it to my anatomy and physiology professor.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

See, you can't get your thoughts off the devices now. If you use your brains correctly, then you can get men to fuck what they're supposed to fuck, and won't need the devices anymore.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks, my mind are always in the gutter, thank you very much for the assumption that they are there only occasionally. :)

...and my brains are not an issue. "Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity!" Same can be applied to the wonderful other half of the human race. :)

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that women need all the air time they can get?

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

No, just all the silence. :)

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

They would get it if only they could keep their mouths shut.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

We don't lack this capacity. :)

Какого черта юноша не спит в такое время в субботу? Некому составить компанию в постели?

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Это предложение?

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Не-а. Я на работу ухожу. В постели остается муж. Конечно, если хочется составить ему компанию... :)

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Он у вас бисексуал?

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Мы все бисексуалы, только некоторые почему-то это скрывают.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Это интересная теория. Вам муж сказал?

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Нет, некто по имени Кинси.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

А, типа фильм посмотрели.
..., из всех искусств важнейшими для нас являются кино и цирк.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Учите матчасть, юноша. Хотя бы в гоогле посмотрите кто такой Кинси.

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Даже в кино не ходите?

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[ars-longa.livejournal.com]

Mozhet mne esche i v cirk nachat' hodit? :) Ili tam, ne znayu, na narodnye gulyaniya na Moskva-reke?

Re: you sound bitter again :)

[goshen.livejournal.com]

Да куда уж вам в калашный ряд?